talesfromthelosers-side:

pretty sure this is what Romney america would look like 

(Source: talesfromthelosersside)

“Why didn’t you answer the phone when I called?”

sodamnrelatable:

 ”Because I was dancing to the ringtone”

via sodamnrelatable

(Source: most-awkward-moments)

rainingqueen:

#well hello everyone you can call me the doctor #you can trust me if you like but you might regret it after #my likes: tea bananas and kicking some ass #every planet that i go to i will take out the trash #daleks autons shakespearean witches #cybermen silurians those sontaran bitches #my memory’s a little fuzzy but i do recall #if you question me motherfucker silence will fall #curiosity killed the cat but i have more than nine lives #which is handy since i really must keep up with my wives #i’m the doctor lonely god a madman in a box #bottom line is i don’t like it it stops #i’m victorious a time lord the oncoming storm #if you think you can beat me you were sadly misinformed #(i’m a bit new to this so sorry for the slant rhyme #but bring it up again and i will WIPE YOU OUT OF TIME)

(Source: captaingillan)

the-absolute-best-gifs:

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(Source: sheldony)

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sour-idealist:

angry-comics:

More Hamlet

 #YOUR UNCLE IS AN UNBELIEVABLE DOUCHECANOE is kind of an accurate summary of the whole play

palimpsestpanacea:

hootaloo:

bowrll:

mortisreptus:

fireskink:

sweet-bitsy:

alltailnolegs:

mcsprankles:

idcsam:

shadow-pop:

whatisagorman:

snakelet:

this is 911 state your emergency

YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD

911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN

YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS

911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER

MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.

Signal boost

YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ

TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.

yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

amazing.

(Source: babylizard)

gdragon-ti:

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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