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fanged-and-fabulous:

fiyahwhisky:

I feel like Voldemort truly is the ultimate socially awkward penguin.

Try to rule the world -> Thwarted by 1 yr old
Plan a dastardly scheme to return -> Spend one year attached to the back of a face
Use a gigantic poisonous snake as a weapon -> Defeated by a hat
Brag to Harry Potter about how great you are -> He feels sorry for you
Open locket which contains a piece of Voldemort’s soul -> Also contains porn
Finally kill Harry Potter -> Oh wait…


“Open locket which contains a piece of Voldemort’s soul -> Also contains porn”

fanged-and-fabulous:

fiyahwhisky:

I feel like Voldemort truly is the ultimate socially awkward penguin.

Try to rule the world -> Thwarted by 1 yr old

Plan a dastardly scheme to return -> Spend one year attached to the back of a face

Use a gigantic poisonous snake as a weapon -> Defeated by a hat

Brag to Harry Potter about how great you are -> He feels sorry for you

Open locket which contains a piece of Voldemort’s soul -> Also contains porn

Finally kill Harry Potter -> Oh wait…

“Open locket which contains a piece of Voldemort’s soul -> Also contains porn”

riddlemetom:

WHAT

riddlemetom:

WHAT

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