#well hello everyone you can call me the doctor #you can trust me if you like but you might regret it after #my likes: tea bananas and kicking some ass #every planet that i go to i will take out the trash #daleks autons shakespearean witches #cybermen silurians those sontaran bitches #my memory’s a little fuzzy but i do recall #if you question me motherfucker silence will fall #curiosity killed the cat but i have more than nine lives #which is handy since i really must keep up with my wives #i’m the doctor lonely god a madman in a box #bottom line is i don’t like it it stops #i’m victorious a time lord the oncoming storm #if you think you can beat me you were sadly misinformed #(i’m a bit new to this so sorry for the slant rhyme #but bring it up again and i will WIPE YOU OUT OF TIME)
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YOU ARE DRUNK.
Don’t Drink. Drink and you’re dead. They are drunk, more drunk than you can believe.
People assume that drunkenness is a strict progression of perfectly sober to vomiting on the floor, but *actually* from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it’s more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly… time-y wimey… shit-how-did-the-floor-get-this-close-ouch-shit-hahayoureallblurredsdfhbjsgsgagsfr
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