January 2012
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Me and Minion work convo
Me: I will pee on everything you love!
Kim: What?!
Me: Yeah you heard me right I will pee on everything that you love!
Kim: I don't think my husband would appreciate that very much...
Me: What he's not into strange people randomly peeing on him? That sucks.
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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Albus: Dad, I’m…gay.
Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named after two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was gay and he was the wisest man I’ve ever known.
Albus: Dad, you say this every time I tell you something. Stop. Just stop.
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Albus: Dad, would you mind buying some conditioner? I think we’re out.
Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named for two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them never used conditioner and he was probably the greasiest man I ever knew.
Albus: Dad, this response is really getting old.
Harry: TWO HEADMASTERS.
Albus: Yes, I get it, two hea—
Harry: BRAVEST AND WISEST MEN.
Albus: Da—
Harry: THAT I EVER KNEW, BRAVEST AND WISEST, TWO OF THEM.
Jan 30th
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Jan 29th
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filthy-horror-stories:
Jan 28th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 21st
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mwahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa......
online at work. lunch breaks are fun. kim says hi just kidding no she  doesn’t (just seeing if she was dropping eaves noooooooooooooow she waves hi and then smacks something hanging in the car above me.)
Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 15th
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Jan 14th
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Reblog if you actually like reading.
Jan 13th
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Jan 12th
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Lisa: You know what cracks me up?
Me: A hammer and a chisel?
Jan 11th
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“A friend is one that knows you as you are, understands where you have been,...”
– William Shakespeare (via forever-and-alwayss)
Jan 10th
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The Laramie Project
movie request: movie link (just ignore the random subtitles. its the only copy i could find. i mean there were links all over but they all came back to this one.)
Jan 9th
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Breakfast at Tiffany's
movie link
Jan 9th
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Jan 9th
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Jan 8th
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Jan 7th
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Jan 6th
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“I think it’s very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone...”
– Oscar Wilde. (via myrustyhalo)
Jan 5th
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luckyduk19 asked: thats right i took winter with...
those awesome moments when my sister is actually onlinex or that annoying moment when your little sister isn’t
Jan 4th
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Lisa forgot my birthday.
realintentions: on the outside i’m like: but on the inside it’s like: I knew she’d forget me once she moved to Colorado. I didn’t forget you! I bought you something (that you can’t have yet), made you a pretty card (that you also can’t have yet), took a pic pf said card and emailed it to you!!!! (I’d use a gif but I don’t have any on my comp at the moment).
Jan 3rd
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