a pizza boy stands in the kitchen groaning at the night shift he has to work at when he could be watching the oscars but then suddenly the phone rings and his eyes light up at the words “hello this is ellen and i’ll need 99 boxes of pizza delivered to the dolby theatre asap”
the real winner tonight is the pizza delivery guy who got to hand out pizza to famous actors…at the goddamn oscars
Yesterday at work I was telling my boss that my goal was to see at LEAST one concert a month so I would let her know in advance what days I would want off.
Boss: I’m not sure I can give you that many days off a month to go to Japan
Me: who said anything about Japan?!
Boss: isn’t that were all the groups from the posts you like on Facebook are from?
Me: ….. OH oh riiiight no they’re Korean. Although some tend to venture to the U.S. like once a flippin century.
Me: don’t say ‘same difference’ there’s a difference. Plus I do actually have American groups I like too ya know.
once my sister got rejected for a job at a web design company that she really wanted to work for so that night she hacked into their website and redirected it to her blog and the next day the CEO called her and hired her on the spot so moral of the story: if at first you don’t succeed, hack their website and make them beg for mercy
Stephenie McMillan, set decorator of the Harry Potter movies and three time Academy Award nominated, passed away two days ago.
RIP, and thank you for making Hogwarts real and alive.
I AM SO SORRY IF YOU KNOW ME IRL
IM SO SORRY IF YOU DONT KNOW ME IRL BECAUSE IM GREAT
THINGS I LIKE
- when people use my name in conversation
- when people say “this reminded me of you!”
- when people remember little things i say/do
- when people genuinely thank me for things i’ve done for them
- when i think of the same thing at the same time as someone else and you give each other the look