sly-like-a-fox:

maxpower1324:

Hahaha

lol i rememeber my first day

• mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
• me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
• mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
• me: 
• mom: 
• me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
• me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
• me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
• mom: 
• me: 
• mom: this isn't normal

smartpeopleonice:

those ships that follow you everywhere wherever you go and manifest themselves in all the music you listen to and movies/tv shows you watch and eventually you can’t even live a normal life because everywhere you look you see your ship looking back at you

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 #perfect description of shippers in fandoms

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• me: closes wrong tab
• me: PTERODACTYL NOISE

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I have a DELL now and im bored of it. I’m going to get an ASUS for now and save up to get a mac. thanks for giving your opinions they did kind of help :)

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